Darts

Darts 55/365

Life is a game of darts. You try your best for a bullseye but you end up hitting the board somewhere else. Maybe for good points, or bad points, maybe you miss the board completely, and the wall and hit a ex- marine with anger issues in the butt and he chases you around the bar angrily until you smash a large glass of Guinness on his head as you slide into a corner of the bar, but that does nothing and he just gets angrier.

So you run around as everyone laughs and as this giant with tattoos of skulls and jäger on his breath yells “I’m gonna shit in you eyeballs in piss in your skull.” It makes you laugh as you slide under a table of bachelorettes in the back room. He yells “I know your in there you little punk”  but,  the girl who’s  between legs you happened to land between yells at the big oof as all the girls return insults to the Neanderthal ruining this pink and brown penis straw party.

Your ears are at her inner knees as you finally realize where you are and that instead of impending death you are in the sanctuary of life. Life with the cutest mole on her inner thigh and pink panties. But before you thank the pink squad her knees squeeze your and you jerk away and hit your head on the table as all the Mamaritas and dick straws shake at once. A drunken orgasmic squeal of a table of drunken bachelorettes all in shock start to laugh as you slide from under the table to see the face of the fair maiden, the angel with the pair of perfect pink panties and perfectly placed mold. She laughs and says “You must be the stupidest but awfully cute man she has ever laid eyes upon” and decides to give you cover as 3 of the pink squad walk in perfect unison pass a crowded bar with you in the motion of a drunken rescue as a waltz to the outside where you all laugh and you introduce yourself to your future.

You exchange numbers of chance. Your friend who was winning at darts is now winning with some girl in the parking lot. Pretty in pink panties giggles and laughs as her friends drag her back inside to pink and brown penis straws in oversized salted rimmed glass. Her lips will pucker at the taste of the salt and she’ll think of you as another round of tequila shots with limes hits the table. The party squad in 100 shades of Pink yells “Woooooo!”  and they lick the sat off their collective manicured hands and shot the shot as they all wince with tequila face suck on the gushing green limes. The clink and clunking of shot glasses brings in a finishing “Woooooooo!”



Thank You.

Day 55
Darts 55/365
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